life is so …

Yes, that’s really a Vulcan Canon attached from her elbow down.

For those of you who loved Grindhouse, this fantasy-fest of gore, non-stop action, ultra-violence, flying bullets, and the wackiest collection of weapons you’ve ever seen (a drill bra?), will either have you howling with laughter or cheering at the exploits of the heroine. Either way, you’ll be entertained, and that’s what counts!

Sporting the largest amount of blood *ever* in a live-action film (characters are literally being firehosed with the stuff), Machine Girl is the tale of unrelenting revenge when Ami’s brother and friend are killed by ruthless bullies. Although she makes a decent effort to avenge them, she soon finds herself in over her head, and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, she makes her way to two friendly mechanics who stitch her up and fit her with a high powered machine gun.

After that, well, things just get really, really, incredibly wacky. Let’s just say that no matter how much you think you’ve seen everything, you won’t be expecting this.

Chock-full of everything that makes killer movies like this only come out of places like Japan or Hong Kong, this film is not only sure to become a cult-classic, but may set a new standard for absolute schlock! It’s a new high point for low!

Plot

Ami Hyuga is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies’ association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother of her brother’s slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop killfest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies.

**there are so many bloods everywhere! wkakwkakwa.. i like it! hihihi ~

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review via anime.com; wikipedia.org